Alex Rodriguez:

He just told me to get off his mound. I was a little surprised. I’ve never quite heard that, especially from a guy that has a handful of wins in his career. I’ve never even heard of that in my career and I still don’t know. I thought it was pretty funny, actually.

The number of baseball games I’ve played total, at any level, is much closer to the number of World Series games A-Rod has played, but even I know you don’t cross the bump unless you’re on the bump.